FUNNY JOKE!! POLISH MAN AND DIVORCE LAWYER?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they get along very well until soon he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following question:

"Have you any grounds"?
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".

"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"?
It's made of concrete
"I don't contemplate you understand.
Does either of you hold a real grudge"?
"No, we have carport, and not stipulation one".

I mean, what are your relations like?
"All my relations still contained by Poland".

"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?
"We hold hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player".

"Does your wife beat you up"?
"No, I other up before her".

"Is your wife a ******"?
"No, she white".

"Why do you want this divorce"?
"She going to kill me".

"What make you think that"?
"I got proof".

"What mode of proof"?
"She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
Answers:
Cute :)
You own just set the new lump for funny,
and I hate you for that.
How am I supposed to make populace laugh at corny jokes near you around.
P.S. don't stop on my account.
Keep'em comming.
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Sorry had something contained by my throat.
Bye.
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aaahaha thats good
lol! oh freakin' wow! that was freakin retarded. Ok I don't get one subdivision tho: "Is your wife a ******." whats the word? LOL! its funny anyway.
that's the funniest joke ever keep hold of them coming lol :D :D :D
That's the funniest trick i ever seen! yeah!
lmao.. funnyy
Aha wow that was funny! keep um comminggg :)
lmao. nice one.
LOOL omgg thats cuuutee ! <3
lol
hahahaha he thought she was trying to remove him with polish remover thats very funny


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