A couple of Lawyer ones?

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyer are arseholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, tap him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.”

The biker say, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”

“No, I’m an ********.”
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A man walks into a inn and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walk up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going?”

She turns to him, looks reflective into his eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter.”

He say, “No kidding! What law firm are you near?”
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Cute hahaha funny lol
hahahaha
cute one and very funny there Jim
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ecking fexellent!
pmsl!
Cute!!
I'm giving away my age here, but up here the joke is, What's the difference between a comatose skunk in the road and a dead legal representative?
There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
really funny
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
i like them both and thnx for sharing.
Both of them a funny have a star
hahahahaa very good....lol
2nd is great! LOL
Ha ha dutiful ones. lol!


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i like them very right have a star
Lmao, loved them both but the first one made me choke on my soda, can't stop laughing, ya know they say delight is the best medicine, thx for medicating me

keep em coming

10/10 STAR!
Both too true.
omg that's funny and cute. =]
hehehe, you on a roll today hun, pmsl

enjoy a star

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lol
Loved them!! LOL


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