A defendant within a lawsuit involving substantial sums of money be chitchat to his legal representative. "If I lose this skin,?

I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands very soon," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the peacemaker a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you surrounded by contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the believe to be rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant gone the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would enjoy lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the legal representative, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the attorney. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but sheltered the plaintiff's business card."

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Ha ha! That's slick!

that was sneaky where on earth do i find this guy lol he might come in usful

smart*ss, that was accurate..

ha ha vastly clever!

That guy was smart!

lol

ooh, thats a good one

Ha ha ha.!
Excellent joke Skycat.!
Funny so 10/10 for the plaintiff's business card use ha ha.!

Smart one. Where did you come up with that one.

lmao! your a doll skycat, i needed that one i had surgery this morning on my nose so "ouch" but gratitude!

lol

Hehe good one.