A legal representative trick? Rate this one.?

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little trunk. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly adjectives right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't scrounging to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never see myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you enjoy long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you adequate, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he be finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake adjectives over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any ball... You must be a lawyer."

Answers:

BURN! I give it 10 out of 10.

Soooo True..good 1

coool

i didnt know lawyer are rodents!

thanks!

Tee hee.

Peace.

A lawyer isnt an animal but i still thought it be funny. On a scale 1-10 id endow with it a 6

A good set-up indeed.I could not stop laughing...oh...poor lawyers hahahaha....8 / 10

haha ouch!

hahaha funny - basketball player vis lawyers ;-)

And with one gulp the Lawyers devored him!

That's cute.