Big City Lawyer Thinks He's Smarter Than the Dumb Local Cop?

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

He think that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he have a better education then any cop from Logan, West Virginia. He decide to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer say, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and not a soul was coming."


Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and Registration, please."


Lawyer say, "What's the difference?"


Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the statute. License and registration, please!"


Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and Stop, I'll provide you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me step and don't give me the ticket."


Deputy says, "Sounds reasonable. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes Out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the advocate and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Answers:
HAHA lol haha
lol
lol...he get what was coming to him...have a star
A star for you :)
That deserves a star!!
ha ha! that's funny.
star for you!
lol.honest one


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