A man walk into a lawyer's bureau and inquired around the lawyer's rates.?

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired around the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions." replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes." the legal representative replied, "What was your third question?"

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 and deer nuts are beneath a buck!!
Answers:
Lol. made me gurgle there. If you don't get it, buck is a pet name of a deer or something like that
Hi Skycat,
Hmmm..Not that funny,but I will give you a star for trying..
Your Friend,
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enjoy them
The 2nd joke is one of the funniest quick joke i've heard in a long time.
A Deer do i would read aloud ,is that how the lawyer makes his Doe.
On Hind verbs does he have a Hart.I Herd he Fawns over his money
have a nice morning
Enjoyed the joke terrifically much Skycat.
LOL to both jokes, the second one is especially funny.
ha ha ha that's funny get ant more lol
Lol both very funny my friend, I really like the second one.
your a star thanks !


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