A Joke: How can you give an account when a attorney starts lying?

Best answer in 4 hours gets it. Lol.
Answers:
if he conference
When the lawyer starts stammering, avoids eye contact, forms plenty of saliva in his mouth that when he speaks it spurts out and change topics randomly!!
if his chops are moving
as everyone is saw "when he speaks", ill be unique an say aloud
when he begins to lie down-preferbly on a bed ;)

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Anytime they open their mouth.
He open his mouth,his lips start moving,and words start coming out
He opens his mouth
Just loaf for him to open his mouth.
he is talking
He is horizontal, probably on a bed or couch.
When the lawyer say he swears on the someone's life he isn't lying =P
a better examine would be when does a lawyer STOP lying??
when OJ beats a valise
when his oral cavity are moving lol
When they start becoming successful and representing celebrities and politicians.
When he opens his mouth.
Once they've become a certified lawyer?

I don't know =x
his lips start moving
His jaws are moving.
Um. He winks at the judge? I dunno. XD
a lawyer is lying anytime he/she speaks. it is that simple
when he lies down
When he objects as a criminal's defense attorney.


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