A professor a burglar and a advocate....?
A teacher, a thief and a advocate all die in indistinguishable freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gate, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, glory is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a sound out correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the familiar ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” say the teacher, “The Titanic.” “ Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the pilferer got his question: “How lots died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 relations.” And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his interrogate: “Name them.”
Answers:
Haha that's a good one.. I'll remember that one. :)
Love that!
its only equal..
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
10/10! Hilarious! I loved it!
Have a star!
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The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the familiar ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” say the teacher, “The Titanic.” “ Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the pilferer got his question: “How lots died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 relations.” And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his interrogate: “Name them.”
Answers:
Haha that's a good one.. I'll remember that one. :)
Love that!
its only equal..
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
10/10! Hilarious! I loved it!
Have a star!
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