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A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could chew over of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to provide it one more shot. As the trial was give or take a few to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.

"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit next to those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"

With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get stern in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
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LMAO..sounds about right too!
Another attorney joke which became f¨ēted from the movie "Philadelphia"
What do you call 1000 lawyers tied together at the bottom of the the deep? A good start!
it made me chortle
i would rate it as mildly amusing... not quite roll with laughter out loud worthy... pretty realistic tho...
lol immensely funny ^_^

it's a good thing i call on your profile

thanks for sharing it
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
professional courtesy.
Yes I know it's aged but it is new to someone.
funny
Ha, ha, ha....pretty pious....Reminds me of another joke:

What's the difference between a dead legal representative in the road, and a dead snake contained by the road?

There are skidmarks in front of the dead snake....
That was pretty funny.
Hey, hey heard it before but it still get a laugh from me!

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That's funny... I've never heard it since... Source(s): I'm stealing that joke to tell at work tomorrow...
LOl its funny ^^i really enjoy it..gratitude!!
that is funny
hahahahaha
Nice... here's mine:

Client: "How much is it for my case of murder, which I DEFINITELY did not commit?"
Lawyer: "Hmm... $150 an hour sounds fine."
Client: "$150?!? Are you crazy?"
Lawyer: "Yes, I am crazy. You'll enjoy to talk to your lawyer roughly speaking this."
Client: [looks really confused] >_>...
Very funny!
Know what's brown
and looks good on a lawyer?

a doberman
sorry
but that diden't even ,make me smile

i know i nouns like a grumpy old character
but i usally laugh at stupid jokes similar to this

maybe i am just not within the mood


anywayz
Have a great Day!
haha!
honestly, it's boring, cra---p
hah, virtuous one!


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